With the New Year only 5 days away...have you started thinking of any resolutions?
We thought we'd come up with a few for you...
With the New Year only 5 days away...have you started thinking of any resolutions?
We thought we'd come up with a few for you...
Who doesn't like mistletoe? But let Swipes Lovin Wipes get you kisses in all the right places ;-)
Happy Holidays!
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
With only 12 days left before Christmas...7 to Hanukkah, it's crutch time for finding the perfect gift! So today's green tip is helping you find some of the best Eco-friendly products on the market.
When you think "Green" or "Eco-friendly" you're looking for products that have a low (if any) environmental impact, naturally good for you and the earth, little to no toxins, and (if you can help it) are sustainable!
So here is our list!
5. For almost anything beauty, head to ishop4beauty.com, they carry all natural brands that are sure to only enhance your natural beauty!
4. 5th Season Clothing Reborn is a unique repurpose bag line. Very cute hand bags, iPad sleeves, makeup bags and more!
3. Love Love Yes To products! If you haven't seen them in your local retail stores, Yes To has four product lines: Yes To--Carrots, Tomatoes, Cumcumbers, and blueberries, each targeting different skin issues. Each product is paraben-free and are 97-100% natural (% varies depending on product). Definitely a great stocking stuffer!
2. A Lot to Say is a cool, fresh line of apparel and accessories made out of 100% recycled plastic bottles. They donate a percentage of their profits to a varied range of environmental and political groups as well as other causes. When you buy someone an "A lot to say" shirt you just saved 60 bottles from going into the landfill...how cool is that?!
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Our everyday soap makes us feel secure in the fact that we're killing germs and clearing away dirt, right? Well, what if I told you that most name brand soaps/body washes are full of chemicals and toxins and you're really just trading one bad for the other? Well that's what I'm saying. It's time to start choosing soaps that are better for us and our environment.
Today's green tip is to think conciously about the soap you put on your body! And in your hair!
I would like to share one soap company that is going the extra mile, not only providing you with organic soap to nourish your skin but they are also spreading awareness on the clean water crisis. The LifeSoap Company gives 90% of their profits (after taxes) to clean water projects. Now that's something to feel fresh about!
Check them out at http://www.lifesoapcompany.com/
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
Who's "The Right Start-up"?....well,that would be us. Thanks Latin Business Today for the article!
Maxine Gomez, CFO of Pompano Beach, Florida-based Swipes Inc., is on a roll.
Making a two-minute “elevator pitch” to a half-dozen corporate executives and a venture capitalist, Gomez passionately describes why her company’s “Swipes Lovin Wipes,” an eco-friendly moist napkin designed to use “after intimate moments,” are catching on with consumers.
With product soon available at Walgreen’s and already at its Drugstore.com online retailer, Gomez believes the time is right for venture capital funding to help grow the mom-and-pop startup.
The pitch may have been just practice, but for Gomez and a group of 65 other entrepreneurs, the opportunity was precious. Thank IBM, the founder of Priceline.com, and President Barack Obama for making it happen.
....Continue reading here.
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!

Hey everyone Swipes Inc. is officially apart of the International Green Energy Council. We will continue our efforts to keep environmental issues on the forefront of people's minds as well as keep our products as green as possible! :)
To read more about Swipes' relationship with the IGEC click here to read the Press Release.
Have a great Wednesday!
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
Swipes Lovin Wipes are natural eco-friendly hygiene wipes! They’re intended for before and after intimate moments but can be used for any of your freshening up needs! They are biodegradable, compostable, and 100% flushable…made with 98% renewable resources and free of alcohol, chlorine, and dyes!

This Holiday season be Sexy and Green with Swipes Lovin Wipes products, They make great stocking stuffers ;-)
Happy Cyber Monday!
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Happy Hump day-day before Thanksgiving! The Swipes Team would just like to say that we are very thankful for all of our customers,fans, and supporters..Thank you all for making our first year on the market a success!
Remember to shop small Nov. 26! Swipes is offering 50% off your purchase with the promo code LOVIN on www.swipes.com!
Be safe!
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
In the spirt of Thanksgiving, today's Green Tip Tuesday will help you focus on "greening" your holiday every step of the way!
First thing first---Think organic and BUY LOCAL! I can't express that more. We all know the holidays are hectic but take a moment to think about where your food is coming from, what's in it, and who you're helping---or NOT helping! When you buy local, you know you're eating fresh and keeping the money in the local ecomony. Farmers markets and other small local markets have great prices and amazing deals on vegetables and other goodies. Oh and emember just because something isn't in pristine condition and may have a minor flaw doesn't make it inedible!
Don't waste! 28 billion pounds of edible food is wasted every year, this year plan ahead and practice portion control. Try not to let your eyes be bigger than your stomach. Eat a little...wait..and eat again, just don't waste! Also, if you have a ton of leftovers that you don't plan to use, donate them your local shelter or food bank!
Have fun together--instead settling in front of the TV, play board games with your family or a round of football in the yard. Take advantage of the time with family and friends while decreasing your energy usage..it's a win win.
Setting the table can be a little challenging when you have a ton of people over for the holidays. So most of us think paper plates!---Well this year, don't. Think biodegradable and compostable plates and utensils. This way you can get another use or two out them and if they must go to the trash or recycling then the earth will take care of them for you :)
And last but never least always remember to RECYCLE!!!!!! Plastics, cans, paper---all of it! You'll soon realize you have a lot less trash than you think!
Live Green and be Sexy this Holiday season!
The Swipes Team wishes you and yours a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
“Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace, and gratitude."
| --- Denis Waitley |
Hey everyone I came across a great article by lovingyou.com.This one is for the ladies but will be loved by the men! It's the weekend, keep your Swipes Lovin Wipes handy, and let the inhibitions come out and play :)

And don't worry... any woman can give a great striptease, even if your body isn't perfect or you're naturally shy. The following tips will help make certain that your sexy surprise will be an enormous success!
Come on! We're Swipe'n the Nation and would love you along for the ride!
Also check out the Leaping Bunny Facebook page because they are giving away cruelty-free products all month!
Peace, Lovin, & Cruelty-Free!
--Swipes

Everyone wants to go on vacation! Get some good R&R and if you're with your partner a little or a LOT of sexy time is in order right? Well, nowadays it's hard to get the time off or find the funds to take a elaborate vacay...so why not just stay at home or get hotel room locally? Both are great cost effective options and with a little creativity could be worth your while!
Before we get to the creative in-home Staycation ideas, let's explore your local options. Not everyone is as fortunate as we are, here at Swipes Inc., to live near the beach (sorry to brag) but no matter where you live there should be a quaint hotel or B&B within 30 miles. Take just the weekend off...turn off phones, leave the lap tops behind, and focus in on rekindling the romance in your relationship. And if you don't have a weekend..go midweek and take a few hours off from work the next morning...this would be a good time to use a doctors appointment excuse!
But if staying home is your option, there is nothing wrong with that! If you have kids, pawn them off on someone and tell everyone you are going out of town. Get whatever groceries you think you may need for the night or days (unless you plan to do take out or a restaurant...) and let the vacation begin. Lovingyou.com has come up with 3 romantic staycation ideas that sound pretty good to me! And where ever you go don't forget your Swipes Lovin Wipes!
Staycation #1: Garden of Eden
Plan a romantic dinner in your very own Garden of Eden (fig leaves optional): According to Julie, Mulligan, lifestyle expert for 1-800-FLOWERS.COM, if you’re planning to create this Garden of Eden in your home and you have kids, make sure you make arrangements for them to stay at Grandma’s house for the night.
Step 1. Gather all of your house plants into the area you have selected as your Garden of Eden. To give the best effect, use various size plants to form the perimeter of the space. If you don’t already have plants in your house this is the perfect excuse to buy a few. Growing and caring for indoor plants often times gives many a sense of pleasure, tranquility and peace. Not only do plants calm our souls, they also bring us good health by improving the quality of the air we breathe.
Step 2. Next, layer on the blankets and pillows where the wining, dining and games will take place! Use as many pillows as you can in varying sizes and pleasing fabrics. If you and your loved one enjoy games, consider adding some to the night’s activities. A little variation to standard games can give them a whole new life. Some examples are Strip Poker or Sexy Scrabble. Another fun activity for the evening: blindfold your loved one and feed them various foods and see if they can guess what they are!
Step 3. A picnic basket filled with delicious fingers foods that are perfect for feeding to each other comes next. Since you are setting this up in advance and don’t have to worry about carrying it to an outdoor venue, any kind of basket or decorative box will work fine. Remember to include a tray, plates, and any utensils you might need. Choose foods that turn them on. For example, you might not think that chicken wings are romantic, but if he loves them then they can be. Just make sure you have a container to stash the bones in!
Step 4. Set up your wine or champagne close to your food basket. Include the appropriate glasses, wine cooler, and ice bucket.
Step 5. Music will help set the mood. Making your own romantic play list ahead of time is ideal, so that once you hit play and you are set for the night.
Step 6. Lastly, make sure you add a few special décor elements. This should include as many candles as possible and of course, no romantic setting would be complete without flowers. Of course, setting up the Garden of Eden in front of the fireplace works nicely, but if you have space in your bedroom that works too. Remember, this is all about you and the person you love so personalize as you go.
For the other two romantic Staycation ideas click here!
Have a fabulous weekend everyone!
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
So order up and have a free for all!...Well maybe not a "free for all" per se but we can give you 50% OFF YOUR PURCHASE if you use the PROMO CODE: LOVIN
Find us at www.swipes.com

...Miss Kim K herself! I guess Kris Humphries just got "tricked" on and "treated" with divorce papers…what a bummer! That Kimmy is a man-eater...on to the NEXT one...
Post your costume from last night on the Swipes Lovin Wipes fan page and be entered to WIN a FREE pack of Swipes Lovin wipes!!!!
Do it now and share with your friends!!!!!
"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween." ~Author Unknown
It's Halloween Weekend! Yay!
This will be the freakiest of all weekends...and not necessarily in a good way!
But while you're hitting up all the costume parties or taking the kids trick or treating, don't neglect the freaky moments you can have on your own with your partner! Become a sexy super hero, a pirate or just be a nudist (but I encourage picking a costume for fun!)
Even if you're not into Halloween, take the opportunity to do a little role playing or something out of the ordinary. I'm sure your partner will be pleasantly surprised. So while all the freaks sworm the streets you can avoid them and keep all your freakiness in between the sheets (it ryhmed I couldn't help myself)! But while on that note keep your swipes lovin wipes near by...you're going to need it!
But whatever you choose to do, stay safe and steer clear of the weirdoes.
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
Did you know that most wet wipes are made out of plastic...hence why you can't flush them! And the "flushable" ones you buy in the super market may only be flushable because the size is right but not because they disperse like toliet paper! Well Swipes is the FIRST natural, eco-friendly Wipe! We're biodegradable,compostable, dispersible thus TRULY FLUSHABLE! And we don't have all those harsh chemicals either! We launched our first product,Swipes Lovin Wipes® a year ago and have had nothing but great reviews and testimonials since. Look out for our national retail debut next year and I'm sure other products are sure to follow! To learn more about Swipes and where to buy, visit www.swipes.com
“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.” --Woody Allen
It's another good ole Freaky Friday and the Sexy and Green blog is bringing you Sex Myths debunked!
Sex is one of the most natural parts of life. Almost everyone will do it at some point in their life, so why is it still so mysterious? By the time you're in middle school you're already listening to the other kids spitting out all their "expert" sex advice, which is pretty unreliable. No need to admit it now but you carried some of that advice onto High school and even college! And that's where it all began--the allegations and the misconstrued facts of sex. Who has it better, what feels good where...yata yata. But today I've put together a list, with the help of Women’s Health Mag, of some of the most talked about sexual myths and it's time for them to be debunked. Ready?
For all the other sex myths click here
That'll do it for this weeks Freaky Friday! Have a fabulous sexy weekend and make sure you have your Swipes Lovin Wipes handy!
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
Hey everyone it's Green Tip Tuesday and I have something for you that is cheap and you probably already own---baking Soda! Many people use baking soda to absorb smells in their fridge, clean clothes, and teeth. But did you know that baking soda is not only good for cleaning the house and clothes but also great for your body inside and out?
Baking soda cleans the skin quite well and some, who are sensitive to chemicals (often found in our shower gels and shampoos) have used baking soda to wash their bodies and their hair! And get this it'll clean your shower all at the same time! lol
The very powerful baking soda is also good for you. If you add a little to your water once a day it will give off more oxygen to the body, helping you fight off illness and disease. Believe it or not but diseases can't live in a oxygenated body. Some will argue baking soda can even help cure cancer! Do your own research. But if you choose to drink it, use Bob's Red Mill baking Soda...its aluminum free and you can find it at Whole Foods--that's what I use!
Have a great Tuesday!
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
Allowing yourself to free your mind and explore your sexual fantasies by yourself or with your partner is one of the most common acts we share as human beings according to Care2.com. In fact, in recent studies on sex in American the majority of women and men have reported having fantasies while having sex. Most tie fantasy-having to a more male related activity, although recent studies have shown women partake heavily in the imagination at play. “The more sexual fantasies they have, the more sexual desire they experience.” However, some women tend to feel more guilt related to fantasies especially if they are in committed relationship.
Fantasies are exactly what they are…fantasies. Your sexual fantasies can help you and your partner keep things alive. Share your thoughts together and who knows maybe it can lead to a little role playing which is always fun! Just remember to communicate your comfort level and boundaries. And if not keep them to yourself, that’s ok too. Mounting research suggest that the allowing yourself to entertain those thoughts increases the health of sexual arousal and desire.
Green tip Tuesday:
Hey everyone today’s Green Tip is to make everything old new again. There are so many things you could do with products you don’t have “use” for anymore. For starters, you know the saying “one person’s junk is another’s treasure!” Always remember there’s probably someone out there that could use what you have and if you think it’s invaluable be innovative and think of creative ways to recycle it. Here are a few simple tips:
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
Green tip Tuesday:
Hey everyone today’s Green Tip is to make everything old new again. There are so many things you could do with products you don’t have “use” for anymore. For starters, you know the saying “one person’s junk is another’s treasure!” Always remember there’s probably someone out there that could use what you have and if you think it’s invaluable be innovative and think of creative ways to recycle it. Here are a few simple tips:
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
In this day and age women are the epitome of multitaskers---between work, appointments, taking care of the kids, nurturing relationships with their partner, family, and friends; we get a little lost in our ways. And sometimes it affects our committed relationship and of course the sex that’s involved. As women we have a tendency to be emotionally in tuned, we’re sensitive; concerned about timing and our appearances! But today, I’m sharing with you a few tips I got from yourtango.com, these are the top 3 mistake women make when it comes to sex:
Sometimes it’s hard, you can’t help but to want to look like all those airbrushed women on your man’s calendar or Maxim magazines…they look so…perfect. Reality check, they are not. They have the imperfections but the power of photo shop is amazing. Stop comparing, he’s with you for a reason—embrace that. You’re beautiful because you’re you. Stand in front of the mirror naked and remind yourself of your natural beauty. You’re more likely the one obsessing…he’s not. Focus in your connection in life and sex. Leave low self esteem out of the equation.
Many women just don’t feel comfortable being the initiator. Society has convinced us it’s the male’s job. Well ladies times have changed! According to Askmen.com, 54% of men initiate sex and 76% of them revealed they initiate sex because they want to feel closer to their partner. So maybe it’s time we show them we want to be closer too and take action! But here’s a little side rule to consider: when you take initiation into consideration, do it subtly or go all out with heels and lingerie but the last thing a guy wants is nagging and desperation--even if sex is involved, it’s just not a sexy trait. So if you’ve never initiated here’s your chance GO FOR IT! In a recent Freaky Friday post we talked about “How to seduce a man” check that article out and get some tips (actions may vary depending on types of relationships).
Talking about sex can be awkward and uncomfortable…but it’s important to discuss your likes, dislikes, and physicals needs the same as you do for anything else in a relationship! Don’t be shy; chances are he’ll be turned on by your confidence and guidance. In the words of yourtango.com “Let’s be the G.P.S (Gathering Pleasure Sensor) for our partners.” Take him for a tour!
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In this day and age women are the epitome of multitaskers---between work, appointments, taking care of the kids, nurturing relationships with their partner, family, and friends; we get a little lost in our ways. And sometimes it affects our committed relationship and of course the sex that’s involved. As women we have a tendency to be emotionally in tuned, we’re sensitive; concerned about timing and our appearances! But today, I’m sharing with you a few tips I got from yourtango.com, these are the top 3 mistake women make when it comes to sex:
Sometimes it’s hard, you can’t help but to want to look like all those airbrushed women on your man’s calendar or Maxim magazines…they look so…perfect. Reality check, they are not. They have the imperfections but the power of photo shop is amazing. Stop comparing, he’s with you for a reason—embrace that. You’re beautiful because you’re you. Stand in front of the mirror naked and remind yourself of your natural beauty. You’re more likely the one obsessing…he’s not. Focus in your connection in life and sex. Leave low self esteem out of the equation.
Many women just don’t feel comfortable being the initiator. Society has convinced us it’s the male’s job. Well ladies times have changed! According to Askmen.com, 54% of men initiate sex and 76% of them revealed they initiate sex because they want to feel closer to their partner. So maybe it’s time we show them we want to be closer too and take action! But here’s a little side rule to consider: when you take initiation into consideration, do it subtly or go all out with heels and lingerie but the last thing a guy wants is nagging and desperation--even if sex is involved, it’s just not a sexy trait. So if you’ve never initiated here’s your chance GO FOR IT! In a recent Freaky Friday post we talked about “How to seduce a man” check that article out and get some tips (actions may vary depending on types of relationships).
Talking about sex can be awkward and uncomfortable…but it’s important to discuss your likes, dislikes, and physicals needs the same as you do for anything else in a relationship! Don’t be shy; chances are he’ll be turned on by your confidence and guidance. In the words of yourtango.com “Let’s be the G.P.S (Gathering Pleasure Sensor) for our partners.” Take him for a tour!
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
I came across this article and found the results quite interesting..look for yourself: Survey Finds One-Third of Americans More Willing to Give Up Sex Than Their Mobile Phones
TeleNav survey examines Americans' attachment to mobile phones; finds iPhone users are least willing to let go of their devices
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Sunnyvale, California — August 3, 2011 — Results of a recent national survey* commissioned by TeleNav, Inc. (NASDAQ: TNAV) indicate that Americans are willing to give up some of life's greatest pleasures in order to hang on to their mobile phones. Not surprisingly, smartphone users were more attached to their devices than were feature phone users, with iPhone users leading the pack. In fact, iPhone users were more likely than their Android or BlackBerry counterparts to spend a week without their significant other, exercise or shoes—rather than go a week without their phone. While 22 percent of all respondents said they would rather give up their toothbrush than their phone for a week, this number jumped to a whopping 40 percent among iPhone users. Halitosis and other priority quirks aside, 83 percent of iPhone users thought other iPhone users would make the best romantic partners. Even among feature phone users, however, TeleNav's survey showed respondents' strong attachment to their mobile phones. Nearly half of all respondents said they sleep with their phone next to them, including 38 percent of feature phone users and 66 percent of smartphone users. From differences between iPhone, Android, and BlackBerry users to the snap judgments people make based on the type of phone someone carries, TeleNav's latest survey sheds light on just how important mobile phones have become in Americans' lives. Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
Spread the word my friends!
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Hey everyone it's "Green Tip Tuesday" and we want you to know that earth friendly changes aren’t just in what you purchase or what you eat! Working out is another lifestyle area where you can make these changes. Here are a few easy tips that will help reserve our earth and save you a little green in your wallet!
Stay Sexy and Green!
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
Women have you ever wondered of the ways to seducing a man? Is the man in your life taking to long and/or is just not seducing you lately? Sometimes the “I-need-it-right-now” hormones kick-in and it's time to take action! Here are a few tips on how to get the job done. It’s the weekend try it out.
All in all just go for it…flirt and initiate but don’t be too desperate and pushy. Men also like to think they actually seduced you…let them think it but we know the truth! ;-)
Happy Friday!
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
So Swipes got a lot of feedback from people that participated in Burning Man this year (a annual artsy-hippie celebration of sorts) and although we weren't able to physically be there, I think our Swipes Lovin Wipes helped a lot of people stay fresh and comfortable. Reid Mihalko, sex and relationship expert, gave a few appropriate recommendations for all of you who are thinking of participating in next years event! And of course your Swipes were included in the great recommendation! But after looking at a few photos...I can see why they came in handy!
Check out what Reid had to say:
With great power comes great responsibility… Radical responsibility!
The BurningManArtsFestival in Black Rock City, Nevada, is host to some of the most free-spirited, artsy, and sex-positive people on the planet, as well as extreme partying conditions!Daytime temps on the Playa regularly exceed 100-degrees; 20-70 mph, white-out condition dust storms are common place (bring goggles!); and nights often dip near freezing… Such conditions can wreak havoc on the human body (stay hydrated!), not to mention your sex toys !As a safer sex geek who’s played plenty at BM over my five-tours of dusty duty, and as one of the proud founders of Camp Beaverton for Wayward Girls (the playa’s largest, queer women’s camp and host of the infamous “Strap-On-A-Thon,” the largest, women-identified-only play party on the Playa), I’ve got lots to say when it comes to healthy, fulfilling, safe sex on the playa!
Continue reading here!
"Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will."
It's national honey month. Yes, there is such a thing. Honey is a wonder food, it has many great uses--from eating it (helps speeds the metabolism) to moisturizing your skin, honey is a natural healer! But today is Freaky Friday so you can only imagine what I would suggest you do with such an item! It's a little sticky and very sweet (always a good combination) so use it on your partner and tell them it's in celebration of National Honey Month! It's a quick, easy, and cheap way to spice up your love life tonight :)
Have fun!
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
We had a lot of fun at Fashion's Night Out at the Adventura Mall in Miami, FL!
We saw great fashion shows and even got to meet a few Real Housewives! Jill Zarin from the "The Real Housewives of NYC" hosted the Macy's fashion presentation!
And we ran into Adriana De Moura from "The Real Housewives of Miami"--she loved her Swipes Lovin Wipes!
But really, who doesn't?Enjoy today, kiss your partner passionately or whoever you want! But for strangers, just make sure your disclaimer is, "It's national kiss day for crying out loud!" I'm sure that will work ;-)
For fun...what's your favorite Hollywood Movie kiss? Tell us on our fan page! We'd love to know!

Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
We (Swipes) are invited to the Aventura FNO event in Miami, FL! We're super excited to showcase our fabulous Swipes Lovin On The Go, which go with every outfit and will fit in every clutch!
Are you partcipating in your nearest FNO event? Click here to see what's happening in your area!
We'll let you know how tomorrow night goes!
Peace, Lovin, Swipes!
Burning Man was a little over a week ago and Brent Rose from Gizmodo created 9 tools you need for attending...and guess who made the list?(Hint # 5)
Being bright and glowy at burning man isn’t just to make your dancing trippier, it’s absolutely mandatory at night time. People are tearing around on bikes and art cars and you absolutely need to be visible. No joke, people have died. You’ll see a lot of disposable glowstick-like jewellery, but that’s like making an ecological snuff film (MOOP!). El wire (electoluminescent wire) is awesome. It’s bright, reusable, and you can make amazing costumes out of it like the one you see above. It’s all over eBay and the internet, but this guy charges less than $US1.50/foot (depending on the gauge) and gives a burner discount. N.B. Check out Scoochmaroo’s instructions for making the amazing above costume at Instructables. Yes, the desert is very hot during the day, but Black Rock City is pretty high up, and as soon as the sun goes down it gets cold in a hurry. You want to shower off from the day’s romping so you don’t smell like butt when you head out to find love on the dance floor, but when it’s cold out a cold shower sucks. Instead, hang up a solar shower like Sea to Summit’s Pocket Shower in the morning, and by the time the sun sets it will be piping hot. If you don’t have anything to hang it off of just get a friend to hold it for you while you shower. I know that sounds weird, but hey, it’s Burning Man. $US30 at REI. You want to capture some images from the burn? Well that alkaline dust is mighty fine; it will get all up in your camera and screw it up good an proper. The Panasonic Lumix DMC-TS3 is dust-proof, drop-proof (up to a 2m), and waterproof up to a whopping 12m! Not only that, it’s fairly compact and it takes really nice pictures. If you want a point-and-shoot camera for Burning Man and other rough and tumble activities, it doesn’t get any better than this one. $US300 at B&H. Here’s one for the ladies. Fact: You will have to pee at Burning Man. Fact: You may be far away from the nearest outhouse when you have to pee, and/or the outhouse may be nasty. Fact: You probablydon’t enjoy pissing on yourself or your clothes. While there is a camp that will give you a Dixie Cup with a small hose attached, I’d recommend the more ergonomic design of the Sani-Fem Freshette Feminine Urinary Director. It’ll give you a way to discreetly take a whiz without getting it all over yourself. Just remember not to take your leak in places where people are likely to walk (i.e. do it in a port-a-potty or in the middle of the playa). $US23 at REI. Hoping to get laid at Burning Man? You’re not alone, my friend. Unfortunately, the hot, dry, and dusty environment isn’t particularly friendly to your nether bits and you’re going to want to give them a good once-over pre and post bonage. Swipes Lovin Wipes are designed specifically for such endeavours. Mild, yet thorough and refreshing, just like your privates want them to be. $US6 at Good Vibrations.
Ah, Burning Man. It’s art meets music meets dirt meets naked meets f**king amazing. As a two-time burner myself (who is sadly missing it this year) I can personally guarantee that this gear will maximise your awesome. 1.El Wire
2.A Real Shower
3.Dust-Proof Camera
4.Port-a-Penis
5.Sex Wipes